An Introduction to Don Vinny:
Don Vinny sits earlier than the open balcony to his elegant villa, caressing his favourite cat – Figaro… a advantageous crystal glass of Montelpucino on the close by mahogany desk. He casts apart the unlit cigar which was anchored between his lips (he by no means lights his cigars as he considers the aroma ” crude and invasive”). He opens his flip telephone and barks out orders to his henchmen, usually males with powerful faces however ordered to put on tuxedos whereas “on the job”. They do nonetheless carry small plastic sheets within the unlikely occasion that blood ought to spatter on furnishings throughout any deliberate jobs, whether or not that venture entails knocking off an adversary, robbing an artwork venue, or just having his troopers “politely” change any person’s disposition on a problem. Don Vinny is eccentric, placing the time period mildly.
Don Vinny doesn’t carry a gun, and refused accomplish that, as a substitute he carries, amongst a sundry issues, a lint remover, as soon as having chastising a formidable enemy for not correctly sustaining his go well with throughout a playing recreation gone unhealthy The distraught foe shuddered as Don Vinny slowly reached into his darkish overcoat- pulled the instrument out and gave the man’s topcoat a radical brushing whereas henchmen held him down. The native police pressure, which secretly tolerates and even applauds his type, maintains appearances so as to protect the civil order.
Kids love the Don, as he typically doles out candies on the streets, native housewives regularly strategy and seek the advice of him on adorning ideas and commerce meals recipes, whereas the native priest and he are chess/taking part in buddies Don Vinny, though critical, is immensely gracious. His henchman as soon as significantly roughed up an area adversary- solely to have the affable Don thereafter instantly invite his nemesis to dinner at his moms dwelling for Veal Peccada and Gnocchi ala Putanesca.
At all times surrounded by stunning girls – Don Vinny is now distracted within the midst of planning his subsequent venture. At all times the quintessential mafia metrosexual, the heist is being orchestrated, as are all jobs, with sensitivity and an eye fixed towards minimizing violence… Don Vinny would slightly rearrange any person’s furnishings, then their face. He eschews violence of any variety, and tries to not rub anyone out, until completely unavoidable.
His most up-to-date venture entails robbing an Italian Artwork Museum, the proceeds of that are to go to his favourite charity, the native Sisters of Miraculas Mercies, an area group of candy nuns who raised him as a toddler, and for which there exists mutual admiration. The sisters are unwittingly regularly drawn into lots of Don Vinny’s organized “tasks” however in live performance with the eccentric Don, they perform their joint ventures with minimal violence, and at all times a modicum of favor
That is an introduction to the marvelous character of Don Vinny… with many chapters to return.